
Ok, going without cable for 8 months has taught me a lot. For instance, there is life after Rock of Love, I can survive without the Kardashians, and lots of TV shows you can find online. (Which is probably why I don't miss Kim, Klohe and Kourtney K., "dolls").
I've also learned that Tuesday nights (a few times) I've watched the new Melrose Place. Eh. But I must get something off my chest. Ashlee Simpson.
OK, I met her several years back in Portland and she was sweet. I bought her first album when it came out (and know all the words). I liked Seventh Heaven. But I cannot stand her acting on Melrose Place. I do a better puppy-dog face performance trying to get my boyfriend to take the trash out.
Before the end of every one-liner she delivers she gives the same damn look. Blank. Like she doesn't know what to do so she looks like she's thinking, and tries to make it look sexy. I'm thinking "not so much..." Honey, I know you've got it in you -- learn a different face. Oh wait, didn't you buy your nose? XOXO